Do I LOOK A.D.D.?

New Haircut, Silly smile, and shiny eggrolls. What's the connection?
Really, there is no connection.
But.. this is a picture of me. A.D.D.
I really think I should get a diagnosis so that I have proof of my ADD.
Here's the eggroll story.

Last time we fried eggrolls, I used a sieve to clean the oil and put it in the fridge.
This time, I pulled it out and dumped it into the fryer.
Then, I found another jar of "Oil" and thought, "oh, it must not have fit into one jar!!"
So, I dumped the second jar in. But, it was clumpy in the bottom, which was also weird.
Then, I started the fryer and it was taking forever to heat up.
When it finally got hot. It was bubbling like crazy! "Now, that is different," I thought!
So, I fried the first 2 eggrolls. They took a long time to cook.
When I pulled them out, I realized they were STICKY!
It took a few minutes.. but, eventually I realized that the second jar of "oil" was Orange Marmalade that my sister-in-law, Katie, had given me!!!
I fried these eggrolls in MARMALADE!

Then we have the "I lost my cellphone" scenario.
We go through this every day or two...
Patrick always asks me, "Mom, is it in your back pocket"?
And... well, sometimes, it is!

Now, you have even more proof. A.D.D.